what day is it and did you see me today?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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