I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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