Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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