am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
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Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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