I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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