i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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