it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Barsexuality is the new black.
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I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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