TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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