Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
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