drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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