we're blogging at a bar
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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