Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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