Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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