brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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