the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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