Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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