did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This baby is an asshole
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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