I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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