Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
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It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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