Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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