We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
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Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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