Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
high people should be assigned attendants
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
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Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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