sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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