I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize