Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I understand Curling. That high.
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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