fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
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i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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