And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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