okay pat passed out under dana's car
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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