is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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