My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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