How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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