the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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