I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
wakey wakey hands off snakey
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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