I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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