"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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