no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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