I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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