True but thats because hes a fetus.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
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