butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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