We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
last night I used snow as a chaser
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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