You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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