Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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