i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
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