ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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I didn't notice because vodka
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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