why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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