This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize