Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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