I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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