yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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