I accidentally had phone sex last night
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
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I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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